Petit boue de code rigolo ! C Sharp
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<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;font-weight:normal;letter-spacing:normal;line-height:20.16px;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;float:none;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Salut, voilà je voulais poster se petit bout de code rigolo.
Après rigolo ou pas avoue juger. </span>:P </p>
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<span class="pln"> </span><span class="kwd">class</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>Program</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">{</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="kwd">const</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>int</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>Fille</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="lit">1</span><span class="pun">;</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="kwd">const</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>int</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>Garcon</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="lit">2</span><span class="pun">;</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="kwd">static</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="kwd">void</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>Main</span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="pln">string</span><span class="pun">[]</span><span class="pln"> args</span><span class="pun">)</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">{</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Random</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>LaLoidelaNature</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="kwd">new</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>Random</span><span class="pun">();</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>int</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>FilleouGarcon</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>LaLoidelaNature</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>Next</span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="lit">1</span><span class="pun">,</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="lit">3</span><span class="pun">);</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>int</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>MamanOuPapa</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>LaLoidelaNature</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>Next</span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="lit">1</span><span class="pun">,</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="lit">3</span><span class="pun">);</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>int</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>PapaOuMaman</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>LaLoidelaNature</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>Next</span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="lit">1</span><span class="pun">,</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="lit">3</span><span class="pun">);</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>int</span><span class="pln"> pouetPouet </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>MamanOuPapa</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">+</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>PapaOuMaman</span><span class="pun">;</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>int</span><span class="pln"> bebeOupas </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>PapaOuMaman</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">></span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">?</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>MamanOuPapa</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">></span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">?</span><span class="pln"> pouetPouet </span><span class="pun">:</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">:</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">;</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>int</span><span class="pln"> resulta </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> bebeOupas </span><span class="pun">></span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="lit">3</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">?</span><span class="pln"> bebeOupas </span><span class="pun">></span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="lit">2</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">?</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="lit">1</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">:</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">:</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="lit">2</span><span class="pun">;</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="kwd">if</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="pln">resulta </span><span class="pun">==</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="lit">1</span><span class="pun">)</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">{</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="kwd">if</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">(</span><span>FilleouGarcon</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">==</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>Fille</span><span class="pun">)</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">{</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>ForegroundColor</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>ConsoleColor</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>Magenta</span><span class="pun">;</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>WriteLine</span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="str">"Papa est Maman a fait pouet pouet est Maman à un bébé C'est une fille !"</span><span class="pun">);</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>ResetColor</span><span class="pun">();</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">}</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="kwd">else</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">{</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>ForegroundColor</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>ConsoleColor</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>Blue</span><span class="pun">;</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>WriteLine</span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="str">"Papa est Maman a fait pouet pouet est Maman à un bébé C'est un garçon !"</span><span class="pun">);</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>ResetColor</span><span class="pun">();</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">}</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">}</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="kwd">else</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="kwd">if</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="pln">resulta </span><span class="pun">==</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">)</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">{</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>ForegroundColor</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>ConsoleColor</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>White</span><span class="pun">;</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>WriteLine</span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="str">"Papa est Maman a fait pouet pouet est Maman ! aucun bébé en vue !"</span><span class="pun">);</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>ResetColor</span><span class="pun">();</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">}</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="kwd">else</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">{</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>ForegroundColor</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">=</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>ConsoleColor</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>Red</span><span class="pun">;</span><span class="pln">
</span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>WriteLine</span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="str">"HOOOO !! deux personnes de même du même sexe ne peux pas avoir d'enfants !"</span><span class="pun">);</span><span class="pln">
</span><span class="pun">}</span><span class="pln"></span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>WriteLine</span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="str">"Taper sur une touche pour recommencer !"</span><span class="pun">);</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>Console</span><span class="pun">.</span><span>Read</span><span class="pun">();</span><span class="pln"> </span><span>Main</span><span class="pun">(</span><span class="pln">args</span><span class="pun">);</span><span class="pln"> </span><span class="pun">}</span><span class="pln"> </span></pre><p>
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<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;font-weight:normal;letter-spacing:normal;line-height:20.16px;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;float:none;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);">Salut mais, oui tu peux partager !!!</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:14.4px;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;font-weight:normal;letter-spacing:normal;line-height:20.16px;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;float:none;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);"> Attend je vais les corrigé mes putain faut ! je suis un gros nul :/</span>
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Je vais pas faire mon gros con mais oui j'ai du mal avec le français est pas que moi.
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Albert einstein aussi avez du mal à l'époque avec la grammaire.
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